I Must Protest

First I must apologize to Rowdy for hijacking his website. But since he hasn't written you get me...Rowdy's less literary sister.

I must protest the treatment I received tonight at the hands of my human.

1. If you leave warm muffins on the counter do not blame me if I eat them. Why would I prefer the same bland dog food to hot steaming cinnamon muffins. If you didn't want me to eat them you shouldn't have left them out.
2. It is not fair to make me stand outside in the rain as punishment. I don't make you stand in the rain when you leave me inside too long or forget to feed me until late.
3. You should know that I've contacted the local Human Society to see about pressing charges.
4. You can rectify this situation by giving me some cheese.

Massy