So Tired

Wow, it's been a busy month or so. We had lots of snow which was so much fun. My best friend Huck and I played for hours every day. Then I hurt my toe, but my human took me to the needle man and they made it all better.

Huck is settleing in to our routine. He is so funny when he sleeps, he sleeps whole heartedly. Like stretched out and snoring. He does like to sleep in my bed which isn't cool at all though. My human says he has to go to the needle man to get fixed. I didn't know there was anything wrong with him, but apparently he's broken. Speaking of broken, Rowdy, how is your food lady? Did she get her arm fixed?

I want to go to the park, do you want to go and meet Huck? You'll like him, he's just like us, but smaller.

Massy

We're out of Chewies: please call 911

Dear reader,
The food lady is a failure. She is out of chewies which means I am out of chewies. She say's she'll get new chewies on Friday, not to worry. Does she know its only Thursday now? Apparently not.....
The food lady bought me a snuggy. I hate that snuggy. I'm working on eating the arms off. That'll show the food lady, no chewies for twenty four hours. I think she must have been dropped on her bed head as a baby.
Huck, welcome to the family.
Good day; I must now chew off my own arms.
Rowdy

Great Day

It's sleeting in the town I live in. My human thinks I'm crazy, but it is so much fun to play in. I've been out all morning. It's so fun! Also, Huck, the new puppy is awesome. He's the best toy ever. We've played tug of war with socks, and I get to chase him around. It's great. Brother man, you so have to come check him out, he's so much fun. Everyone enjoy this great weather.

Massy

Orange Furr Ball and Huck

Hello readers,
I have been working on a list of why I hate the orange fur ball. Here's what I've got so far.
1. it poops in a pan, seriously, go outside like everyone else
2. it doesn't share it's food, that's just rude
3. it is too fat to jump over the baby gate, which is actually pretty funny.

Also, my human got a friend for me. His name is Huck. First off he is a boy. That's weird. But he's really cool. I like him. He's fun and he picks on the orange and white fur ball. The only problem I have with him is he eats my chews. But I'm willing to share since he's so cool.

Okay, tired, I'm signing off now. Brother man, come over and meet Huck and lets go play.

Massy

Poo poo ka choo

Hello gentle readers,
A man and a woman walked into a bar. The woman said to a man already sitting down at the bar, "Are these seats taken?" The man sitting down looks up at the woman, who he notices is quite beautiful and says, "Please sit down, but your friend needs to stay outside." The woman looks at the man she came into the bar with and says "Okay, Rowdy, you go stay outside, no dogs allowed." I hate that joke.