Great Day

It's sleeting in the town I live in. My human thinks I'm crazy, but it is so much fun to play in. I've been out all morning. It's so fun! Also, Huck, the new puppy is awesome. He's the best toy ever. We've played tug of war with socks, and I get to chase him around. It's great. Brother man, you so have to come check him out, he's so much fun. Everyone enjoy this great weather.

Massy

Orange Furr Ball and Huck

Hello readers,
I have been working on a list of why I hate the orange fur ball. Here's what I've got so far.
1. it poops in a pan, seriously, go outside like everyone else
2. it doesn't share it's food, that's just rude
3. it is too fat to jump over the baby gate, which is actually pretty funny.

Also, my human got a friend for me. His name is Huck. First off he is a boy. That's weird. But he's really cool. I like him. He's fun and he picks on the orange and white fur ball. The only problem I have with him is he eats my chews. But I'm willing to share since he's so cool.

Okay, tired, I'm signing off now. Brother man, come over and meet Huck and lets go play.

Massy

Poo poo ka choo

Hello gentle readers,
A man and a woman walked into a bar. The woman said to a man already sitting down at the bar, "Are these seats taken?" The man sitting down looks up at the woman, who he notices is quite beautiful and says, "Please sit down, but your friend needs to stay outside." The woman looks at the man she came into the bar with and says "Okay, Rowdy, you go stay outside, no dogs allowed." I hate that joke.