Miniture humans?

So another thing I forgot to mention in my last posting is that there is a miniture human that keeps showing up at my house. I think it's female because it wears lots of pink. When it first started showing up it was smaller and couldn't walk or anything. Now it can walk and pet me. That part I like. But it smells funny. And my human makes me go outside a lot when it's here.
What is this thing? Have humans bred miniture humans, like miniture horses. If so, why? Miniture horses are freaky. And why does it come over here. Sometimes it's just for a short time and them sometimes, like this time, it comes and sleeps.
I don't understand, can someone please explain it to me?

Massy

Long time no arf....

Wow, it has been a busy year in my household. My human goes away a lot, but she always come back. But it means I have less access to the computer. Huck, my buddy, is full sized now. He's a mess. He eats his dog bed, and socks, and shoes, and worst of all my collars. That silly puppy has eaten two of my collars, and the last one was such a pretty pink collar. Now my human won't buy me a new one because he'll just eat that too.
The gray furball has been sick this year which has made my human very sad. The two furballs and I are all about the same age. It's tough getting older! My muzzle keeps getting more and more gray. If this keeps up I'm going to ask my human to take me to her hairdresser. Maybe she can color it? But if I do, i'll think i'll get a fun color like pink or blue. The other furball is fat and can't jump very well any more. It's kind of funny watching him try.
Well, I've been up for 20 minutes now and it's about time to take a nap.