Orange Furr Ball and Huck

Hello readers,
I have been working on a list of why I hate the orange fur ball. Here's what I've got so far.
1. it poops in a pan, seriously, go outside like everyone else
2. it doesn't share it's food, that's just rude
3. it is too fat to jump over the baby gate, which is actually pretty funny.

Also, my human got a friend for me. His name is Huck. First off he is a boy. That's weird. But he's really cool. I like him. He's fun and he picks on the orange and white fur ball. The only problem I have with him is he eats my chews. But I'm willing to share since he's so cool.

Okay, tired, I'm signing off now. Brother man, come over and meet Huck and lets go play.

Massy