So my human used to watch a lot of Animal Cops on Animal Planet (I think she must have been allergic because it would make her sniffle and she doesn't watch it anymore), so I know what happens if a human hurts a dog. But what happens if a dog hurts a human? I need to know. I think I might be going to jail. I'm a black lab...if you put me in an orange jumpsuit, I look like a Halloween puppy and that is so not the look I'm going for. I step on my humans toes all the time and even though she complains, it doesn't really hurt her. Tonight we were playing and I accidentally batted at her head and scratched her mouth and made her bleed. Will I go to jail? She's not talking to me right now. But she didn't yell at me either. Does anyone know a lawyer?
Rowdy, is there an opening for a Halloween dog at your house? Can your human call my human and explain? What to do? And to top it all off, my human has been really nice this week. She took me to the needle man to help my eyes. Figures...just the time I start looking like myself again, I have to serve hard time. I need a harmonica...
Massy
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