We're out of Chewies: please call 911

Dear reader,
The food lady is a failure. She is out of chewies which means I am out of chewies. She say's she'll get new chewies on Friday, not to worry. Does she know its only Thursday now? Apparently not.....
The food lady bought me a snuggy. I hate that snuggy. I'm working on eating the arms off. That'll show the food lady, no chewies for twenty four hours. I think she must have been dropped on her bed head as a baby.
Huck, welcome to the family.
Good day; I must now chew off my own arms.
Rowdy

Great Day

It's sleeting in the town I live in. My human thinks I'm crazy, but it is so much fun to play in. I've been out all morning. It's so fun! Also, Huck, the new puppy is awesome. He's the best toy ever. We've played tug of war with socks, and I get to chase him around. It's great. Brother man, you so have to come check him out, he's so much fun. Everyone enjoy this great weather.

Massy

Orange Furr Ball and Huck

Hello readers,
I have been working on a list of why I hate the orange fur ball. Here's what I've got so far.
1. it poops in a pan, seriously, go outside like everyone else
2. it doesn't share it's food, that's just rude
3. it is too fat to jump over the baby gate, which is actually pretty funny.

Also, my human got a friend for me. His name is Huck. First off he is a boy. That's weird. But he's really cool. I like him. He's fun and he picks on the orange and white fur ball. The only problem I have with him is he eats my chews. But I'm willing to share since he's so cool.

Okay, tired, I'm signing off now. Brother man, come over and meet Huck and lets go play.

Massy

Poo poo ka choo

Hello gentle readers,
A man and a woman walked into a bar. The woman said to a man already sitting down at the bar, "Are these seats taken?" The man sitting down looks up at the woman, who he notices is quite beautiful and says, "Please sit down, but your friend needs to stay outside." The woman looks at the man she came into the bar with and says "Okay, Rowdy, you go stay outside, no dogs allowed." I hate that joke.

What is this Christmas?

Rowdy- Happy birthday brother dog. My human hasn't been around a whole lot and has been hogging the computer when she is home. Sorry for the belated birthday wishes. Man, we're getting old!
This past week my human was gone a lot. She always came back smelling like food and other dogs. But she brought me home this really good stuff called ham. And on Friday she gave me a can of wet food. The can said organic, I think that means that it's really expensive. And I got to visit my friend Sally. Then my human stayed home ALL day yesterday. It was a great weekend! Of course, today everything was back to normal.
Massy- I'm working on a list of all the reasons why I hate the orange and white fur ball. Do you have any thing to add. I know you have an orange and white furball at your house too. What is it with them. Don't our humans know how gross and annoying they are?

Massy

I'm sorry......

Massie,
The same thing happened here with my food lady once, only it was the old lady dog that was here when I got here and not a puppy. My food lady cried and cried. Provider man cried and cried. Junior food provider cried and cried. Baby food provider did nothing; he was just a baby after all.
I'm sorry, but I thinks it bad. However, I think it's good that it made your human hug you. She's a good food lady.
Happy Birthday sis,
Rowdy

Sad news

Hello readers. Sorry Rowdy and I haven't posted lately. It's been really busy. Both of our humans have been away lots. I wanted to let you know the news about the puppy. My human brought her home and called her Rosie. I ignored her. She was all yippy and smelled really funny. She did jump on the dog from next door which was really awesome. I hate that dog, always coming into my yard. Anyway, she had a cold so my human kept her away from me and the furballs. That was fine with me since I hadn't made up my mind about how I felt about her. Then she got really sick and had to go away for a while. This was around the time that all my human's people came around. I liked it because I got turkey and other goodies. So did the puppy. I really liked the turkey but it didn't make the puppy very happy, she just kind of laid there. She wouldn't play or hardly go outside to potty. My human even took her to work on Monday because she was so worried. The next day my human came home and told me that Rosie got really sick and wasn't going to come home again. Then she gave me a big hug and cried. I'm not really sure exactly what happened, but I know that it made my human sad and that made me sad. So now it's pretty quiet around here again. My human is doing better. I'm trying to be extra sweet so she won't feel bad. I think it's working.
Massy