I'm sorry......

Massie,
The same thing happened here with my food lady once, only it was the old lady dog that was here when I got here and not a puppy. My food lady cried and cried. Provider man cried and cried. Junior food provider cried and cried. Baby food provider did nothing; he was just a baby after all.
I'm sorry, but I thinks it bad. However, I think it's good that it made your human hug you. She's a good food lady.
Happy Birthday sis,
Rowdy

Sad news

Hello readers. Sorry Rowdy and I haven't posted lately. It's been really busy. Both of our humans have been away lots. I wanted to let you know the news about the puppy. My human brought her home and called her Rosie. I ignored her. She was all yippy and smelled really funny. She did jump on the dog from next door which was really awesome. I hate that dog, always coming into my yard. Anyway, she had a cold so my human kept her away from me and the furballs. That was fine with me since I hadn't made up my mind about how I felt about her. Then she got really sick and had to go away for a while. This was around the time that all my human's people came around. I liked it because I got turkey and other goodies. So did the puppy. I really liked the turkey but it didn't make the puppy very happy, she just kind of laid there. She wouldn't play or hardly go outside to potty. My human even took her to work on Monday because she was so worried. The next day my human came home and told me that Rosie got really sick and wasn't going to come home again. Then she gave me a big hug and cried. I'm not really sure exactly what happened, but I know that it made my human sad and that made me sad. So now it's pretty quiet around here again. My human is doing better. I'm trying to be extra sweet so she won't feel bad. I think it's working.
Massy

New Addition

Thanks for the words of encouragement Rowdy.
Well, my human did it. I don't know how excited I am about this. I've seen a picture of her. She's is a pretty puppy. But very young. She's probably going to chew all my stuff up. But I'm pretty sure that the orange and white furball is going to hate her, that's a huge bonus in my book. She doesn't get here until Tuesday, so I still have a couple of days of peace. I'll keep you up to date on how things go.

Massy

You are doomed

Dearest Massie,
It's your brother here. I regret to inform you that you are doomed.
Best wishes on the new puppy,
The Rocket Dog-just trying out a new nickname

New Sister?

My human and I have been talking about adding another dog to the family. I've been an only puppy for a long time. But I really enjoy hanging out with my cousins Sally and Max, not to mention my brother Rowdy. But do I really want a new sister? Will I have to share my sleeping space? WIll my human still love me as much? Will I have to stay outside more? Will I have an ally against the orange and white furball? What do you think gentle readers?
Confused,
Massy

Orange is not my color...

So my human used to watch a lot of Animal Cops on Animal Planet (I think she must have been allergic because it would make her sniffle and she doesn't watch it anymore), so I know what happens if a human hurts a dog. But what happens if a dog hurts a human? I need to know. I think I might be going to jail. I'm a black lab...if you put me in an orange jumpsuit, I look like a Halloween puppy and that is so not the look I'm going for. I step on my humans toes all the time and even though she complains, it doesn't really hurt her. Tonight we were playing and I accidentally batted at her head and scratched her mouth and made her bleed. Will I go to jail? She's not talking to me right now. But she didn't yell at me either. Does anyone know a lawyer?
Rowdy, is there an opening for a Halloween dog at your house? Can your human call my human and explain? What to do? And to top it all off, my human has been really nice this week. She took me to the needle man to help my eyes. Figures...just the time I start looking like myself again, I have to serve hard time. I need a harmonica...
Massy

Thanks....

It's your friendly typewriting dog, Massy. First off, here's hoping my brother Rowdy is stomach virus free. You have to watch those human, they're dirty and constantly passing around germs. Rowdy and I sometimes give our humans a bit of a hard time, but they really are great people to live with. I have been reminded of this lately. My former owner has a new dog, she's okay. Young and very obnoxious, but better than the orange and white furball. She had an eye infection and gave it to me. Next thing I knew, my eyes were itchy and all goopy. The problem with having goopy eyes, is my tongue won't reach my eyes. I couldn't get rid of all that stuff and it was really gross. Plus, I'm really pretty and wouldn't ever be caught dead with eye goop. My very sweet human has been nursing my eyes for the past two weeks. She's very nice about it, although I'm not that crazy about the water stuff she drips in my eyes (although it does feel good). So despite making me stay outside, not feeding me on schedule, and not getting rid of the orange and white fur ball, I guess she's a pretty good human.
Massy