Miniture humans?

So another thing I forgot to mention in my last posting is that there is a miniture human that keeps showing up at my house. I think it's female because it wears lots of pink. When it first started showing up it was smaller and couldn't walk or anything. Now it can walk and pet me. That part I like. But it smells funny. And my human makes me go outside a lot when it's here.
What is this thing? Have humans bred miniture humans, like miniture horses. If so, why? Miniture horses are freaky. And why does it come over here. Sometimes it's just for a short time and them sometimes, like this time, it comes and sleeps.
I don't understand, can someone please explain it to me?

Massy

Long time no arf....

Wow, it has been a busy year in my household. My human goes away a lot, but she always come back. But it means I have less access to the computer. Huck, my buddy, is full sized now. He's a mess. He eats his dog bed, and socks, and shoes, and worst of all my collars. That silly puppy has eaten two of my collars, and the last one was such a pretty pink collar. Now my human won't buy me a new one because he'll just eat that too.
The gray furball has been sick this year which has made my human very sad. The two furballs and I are all about the same age. It's tough getting older! My muzzle keeps getting more and more gray. If this keeps up I'm going to ask my human to take me to her hairdresser. Maybe she can color it? But if I do, i'll think i'll get a fun color like pink or blue. The other furball is fat and can't jump very well any more. It's kind of funny watching him try.
Well, I've been up for 20 minutes now and it's about time to take a nap.

So Tired

Wow, it's been a busy month or so. We had lots of snow which was so much fun. My best friend Huck and I played for hours every day. Then I hurt my toe, but my human took me to the needle man and they made it all better.

Huck is settleing in to our routine. He is so funny when he sleeps, he sleeps whole heartedly. Like stretched out and snoring. He does like to sleep in my bed which isn't cool at all though. My human says he has to go to the needle man to get fixed. I didn't know there was anything wrong with him, but apparently he's broken. Speaking of broken, Rowdy, how is your food lady? Did she get her arm fixed?

I want to go to the park, do you want to go and meet Huck? You'll like him, he's just like us, but smaller.

Massy

We're out of Chewies: please call 911

Dear reader,
The food lady is a failure. She is out of chewies which means I am out of chewies. She say's she'll get new chewies on Friday, not to worry. Does she know its only Thursday now? Apparently not.....
The food lady bought me a snuggy. I hate that snuggy. I'm working on eating the arms off. That'll show the food lady, no chewies for twenty four hours. I think she must have been dropped on her bed head as a baby.
Huck, welcome to the family.
Good day; I must now chew off my own arms.
Rowdy

Great Day

It's sleeting in the town I live in. My human thinks I'm crazy, but it is so much fun to play in. I've been out all morning. It's so fun! Also, Huck, the new puppy is awesome. He's the best toy ever. We've played tug of war with socks, and I get to chase him around. It's great. Brother man, you so have to come check him out, he's so much fun. Everyone enjoy this great weather.

Massy

Orange Furr Ball and Huck

Hello readers,
I have been working on a list of why I hate the orange fur ball. Here's what I've got so far.
1. it poops in a pan, seriously, go outside like everyone else
2. it doesn't share it's food, that's just rude
3. it is too fat to jump over the baby gate, which is actually pretty funny.

Also, my human got a friend for me. His name is Huck. First off he is a boy. That's weird. But he's really cool. I like him. He's fun and he picks on the orange and white fur ball. The only problem I have with him is he eats my chews. But I'm willing to share since he's so cool.

Okay, tired, I'm signing off now. Brother man, come over and meet Huck and lets go play.

Massy

Poo poo ka choo

Hello gentle readers,
A man and a woman walked into a bar. The woman said to a man already sitting down at the bar, "Are these seats taken?" The man sitting down looks up at the woman, who he notices is quite beautiful and says, "Please sit down, but your friend needs to stay outside." The woman looks at the man she came into the bar with and says "Okay, Rowdy, you go stay outside, no dogs allowed." I hate that joke.